The Day I Was Brainwashed By The Rolling Stones' Song Paint IT Black
She insisted I paint
the table, I just felt
like chilling with a
cup of java & the paper
I opened the black enamel
next to my coffee cup
20 minutes into the job
I dunked the brush into
the wrong container
Just before taking a sip
I noticed, that's when
the idea hit me
My lady had been dying
her hair for sometime
I decided to surprise her,
I painted my penis black
That night after making love
she asked if I got some
vitamins, I just smiled
The next morning I heard
a blood curdling scream
she was staring at my weenie
I told her what happened
I could see her thinking cap on
I thought oh hell, she took me
to a tattoo parlor & as she was
telling them what she wanted
done to me
I found the backdoor
& escaped down the alley.
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A civil denial is better than a rude grant.
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