the only other midget
little person
I knew before Dixie
was little Oscar
he drove the weiner mobile
for Oscar Mayer
we had breakfast together
at The Fister
in Milwaukee
Dixie & I met in a bar
in Birmingham
the circus was in town
she liked my Spongebob t-shirt
& asked me what I did
I told her I was a poet
she said she was a clown
and a poet
she was a multi-tasker
she said she wrote poems
about love and unicorns
I told her I didn’t do love
or unicorns
she said too bad
but have ya ever fucked a midget
later
she showed me her collection
of unicorns
all modified with dildos
vibrators & buttplugs
and she whispered hot love poems
in my ear
and my dick never
looked so big
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Salud.
one day, I'm doin the Vic Swan Tour
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